Random Stupid Things People Do on Facebook

Created By: Farrah Nanteza

  1.   Whenever they see a status change (i.e. went to in a relationship to Single) they'll hit the LIKE Button. -You're dumb! You don’t know when to use the LIKE Button and when to use the DISLIKE Button. Are you happy when someone ended up their relationship?! AAAARRRRRGGGGH!
  2.  They post a picture of them with a caption "I'm ugly in this picture" -If you really are ugly in that photograph you won't attempt to post it in the first place. Right? Hello!
  3.  They use a duck face/pouty pose as their display picture. –You really think it's cute? Well, it's annoying! Lahat na lang ng picture mo nakanguso ka mukha ka ng suso! Daig mo pa si Lady Gaga sa pagpopoker face. Ikaw na talaga Ate!
  4. Whenever they capture themselves in different angle they always make sure that their bumper is VISIBLE. -Picture-an mo na ang clivehe mo ng solo ung nakazoom pa, nahiya ka pa! Sige kayo na may papaya. Bitter lang!
  5.  Someone tag you in a photo in which you're not in there. -Dude my  news feed was flooded with all of your bolahans! Alam nyo ba ung difference ng Chatbox at Comment Box? Get a room! Haha I mean chat room.
  6. Someone who post an open-ended status which literally wants to seek an attention. -Hey you attention seekers don’t bring your Histrionic and your Narcissistic attitude in this cyber world!
  7. Someone who asks you to like their picture - Hello? I'm going to like it, if I really do like it. You don't have to ask me to hit the like button.
  8.  Posting a picture of you while sipping an alcoholic beverage and/or puffing a cigarette. - So what are you really trying to imply here? You think that if people saw this they'll think that you’re cool? Screw you!
  9. Someone grab your photo and make it as their display picture. - Desperate much magkagf/bf? Ate kilabutan ka sa ginagawa mo!
  10. Creating a Fake account of other person - Ano naman mapapala mo kung gagawan mo ng fake account ang isang tao? Tatawagin ka lang namang POSER. Buti sana kung kikita ka ng milyon dun okay lang. Kaso NGANGA  ka lang din.


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